January 2012
December 2011
I’ve arrived in Florida :) The internet actually works super well so I’m pleased, hehe. Well I’m off shopping while my grandfather watches America’s Next Top Model.
who thinks I should turn this into a porn blog, mwuhahaha nah i’m not that mean :-)
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Bye everyone!
I’ll be away for the next 12/13 days but I’ve set up a queue that should last the whole time. Also, Keegan’s gonna be taking care of my blog, so be nice :-) Enjoy the Keegster! Maybe I’ll come home with a tan? (HAHA WHAT A JOKE)
80’s
everytime I say something about Adele my dad says “She’s white, you know?”
omg
2009: I want a boyfriend this year
2010: I want a boyfriend this year
2011: I want a boyfriend this year
2012: i give up
systemofadowny:
I prefer kissing without tongues, it’s nicer and less sloppy.
i only have 38 songs on my ipod and i need more by tomorrow but i don’t know what to put on?!?
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bring me to england for a meet up with my favourites :’( so jeal
my mom’s friend who is doing chemotherapy is over and she just said to my balding dad “I now have less hair than you” and she’s dying of laughter. It’s the most amazing thing how people who are going through that can still crack jokes about it. She’s awesome.
i have a way better alternative to missing e?
Anonymous asked: where are you going by yourself? x
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hologrom asked: Blogger with a stick up their ass AHAHAHAHAAH omg michelle
Follower: How old are you?
Blogger with a stick up their ass: Why does everyone ask me this? It's in my FAQ. DON'T ASK ME QUESTIONS THAT ARE IN MY FAQ. JUST LOOK AT THE DAMN FAQ. DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!
the douche-iest thing you could do is when someone asks a question, you direct them to your FAQ
WOW YOU’RE SO COOL
bedtime snack: kraft dinner
no shame
is it wrong that i find it a turn on when guys get jealous…
in regards to the last post, maybe if the people i think might actually care about me acted like they thought a little bit more of me, i wouldn’t feel the need to go looking for other people to care about me
Anonymous asked: that last post was dead on
i sacrifice way too much time from people who actually care about me for people who i think i can make care about me (but they never really do)
in ere with pink hair n darius xx →
me and my dad just did cheers with our diet cokes right over my laptop
perfect